is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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