i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Church boner. Awkwardddd
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Randomize