Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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