you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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