I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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