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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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