All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
