How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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