Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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