Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He did a backflip because drugs
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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