I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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