After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just had sex on a roof
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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