last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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