Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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