I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Shame is for Republicans.
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