suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
