put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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