ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Fuck appropriateness.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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