I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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