i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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