This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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