Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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