You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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