What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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