new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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