after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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