Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
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you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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