if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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