Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
the liver wants what the liver wants
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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