I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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