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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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