maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
so much tequila, so little girl.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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