she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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