i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
My butt remains clenched, sir.