their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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