Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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