You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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