you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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