I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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