Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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