started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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