omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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