god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
