It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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