Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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