? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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