the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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