We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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