I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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