Ambien. No doubt about it.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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