And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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