Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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