the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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