is your mom at the bar?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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