Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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