so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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