It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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